nuclearmoose919's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Awesome Crossing Redux]

GerYAYbenheimer.

I must say, when you got all old and beardy you looked like Jesus.

Just thought I'd point that out.

[Taken Down!]

No enjoyment at all.

It was slow, low framerate, bad sound effects, no story, horrible art, crappy animation, and allout painful.

The only reason I gave it one star is because you still put more effort in it than some movies that pass through this portal.

Freedor responds:

it's all the sounds i had available and it's not slow on my computer and my brothers

[Smoking Rotoscope]

Fantastic animation... but that's about it.

Like I said, the animation's incredible, expecially because it's frame-by-frame, but other than that, it doesn't have anything...
no sound.
no story.
no real entertainment.
I'd say make a finished movie with this style, THEN enter it. It'll do good.

OGWelsh responds:

youre absolutely right. there is a story i wrote for this but i never finished this cause i got so fed up with making it. i made this a year ago so i dont plan on picking it up again. i just thought i might as well put what i did complete on here to see what people thought.

[sherry enema: #2]

Yayzers!!!

...but if everyone has guns, the ones who want to scare you with their guns will have to get bigger guns...
then we'll have to get bigger ones.
then theirs'll gett bigger
then ours
then theirs
then ou....

Wait... is that a problem?

[Awesome Gaiden]

Hiphipwhoreay!!!

You scared me big time when you said you were done making awesomes... glad to see another one!

P.S. I like how you mention the unbelievable difficulty of that game... Good Show!!!

[Desilusion]

No.

I didn't like it.
The entire movie was just too slow, every motion/bubble picture text/ plot device was just too long.
The art wasn't anything to lust over either.
On the last note, it wasn't a bad storyline, but it could have been done better.

[Lost Titles]

This is the best theme song ever.

I like how when you mention the land of the free, everyone's dancing and pelvic thrusting. Awesome.

[Birthday Surprise]

How did this make front page?

I didn't like it, it was a very predictable rendering of a joke that's been done too many times.

The animation/drawings were pretty crappy as well.

The only thing stopping me from a zero is the fact that the voice acting was good.

JunkYardAnimations responds:

ye ye, props

[Owls]

Hippillybippily Whore-Ay!

Weebl is the god of song loops.
He is now worthy to sit among the gods of Olympus.

[Birdthingy]

Great.

My only problem with it is that the low framerate seemed to damage the movie, somewhat.